They lost an election, and started to try to find a new way to prove themselves. They hit on “Freedom.” Why? It sounds good.

Problem: it’s what their opposition also endorses. So now we have two parties who are afraid to make any moves that might be unpopular.

Who loses? The people, of course, because they now have no leadership that’s willing to stand up to the selfishness of the average individual.

But a round of dedicated trolling could change that:

Conservative.com and Republican.com forums

They need reminding that:

• Republicans lost because most of the country disagrees with their values.
• They have no media support.
• If “freedom” is what they’re offering, Democrats offer more of it — and a welfare state.
• “Freedom” is a negative goal, not something positive.
• Someone needs to stand up for the above-average folks who are going to get all their stuff jacked, their taxes jacked, and run out of town by this unruly mob of city folks, ghetto dwellers, strung out intellekshuals and other disillusioned underachievers.

These Republicans are in denial. They need people to show up and politely remind them of the truths above. This will cause them to explode for the lulz. Sodomy ueber alles!